Total Bullshit

Total Bullshit

If a conclusion ignores all evidence and reasoning to the contrary, it's still a conclusion; however, it's a conclusion in the form of Total Bullshit. You have to capitalize Total Bullshit, so the phrase pops out to poke you in the eyeballs.

"The Total Bullshit I believe is thusly, henceforth, therefore, meanwhile, perfectly reasonable for me to assume this here planet Earth is shaped like a corndog and the creator is a Frightening Frog Person from a Nightmare Dimension," said Professor Poopypants.

by The Good Reefer Kid September 19, 2022

Total Smoke Show

A term used to describe someone who is extremely attractive, often in a way that turns heads and garners widespread attention. This person exudes confidence, sex appeal, and a striking appearance that makes them stand out in any crowd. Typically used to highlight a level of physical attractiveness that is exceptionally high.

"Did you see Jamie at the party last night? She was a total smoke show!"

by murr2k June 10, 2024

Total rewipe

When you go to a bathroom second time after you took a poo before and you find out that your ass is shitty as if you had never wiped it before

After a taco bell, I always have a total rewipe

by BrooklynZ00 January 25, 2019

totally good day

Neo-Nazi dogwhistle that stands for total gypsy death

John: have a totally good day
Richard: get away from me nazi

by Sokoly June 2, 2024

Totally literal

Like saying "totally cool" and "seriously? Cool" in one phrase "really? That's cool"

"That's ur new cat? Totally literal"

by Orbitsweetmintgum January 22, 2024

total stoner

someone who smokes to go to bed to matter how stoner looking they are

Audrey: i needa take a break from smoking but i can’t because i smoke to go to sleep! 😫
Stewy: you're a total stoner

by penjamin city December 17, 2022

Total Resistance

total resistance is a straight-edge hardcore band from Oxnard, California.

The Emo-Song!!!!

by Lori January 30, 2004