rocks with mouths

From The Jon Stewart Show, a description of particularly stupid people.

Not to be confused with "Potatoes with mouths."

Even better than "Potatoes with mouths" because potatoes can act as a conductor of electricity -- rocks just sit there.

Those people are so stupid, they are like rocks with mouths.

by D9 GM September 2, 2010

Schoolhouse Rock

A cartoon that teaches kids about ... subjects and school.

And stuff..

As your body grows bigger your mind must flower it's great to learn cause knowledge is power!
-Schoolhouse rock

by rhyphin April 24, 2017

Raking Rocks

The action of snorting cocaine

- "She was caught raking rocks behind the school."

by Mouse Pearce March 27, 2017

Rock City

An amazing horror romance show consisting of 6 seasons with a 7th season coming soon.

Hey ____, have you heard of the show “Rock City”?
I haven’t, what is it about?
Well, it’s an amazing show that revolves around romance and mystical m*rder.

by Official.rockCity June 18, 2021

tickling the rocks

A secret greeting created by the greatest hero Stephen Colbert so that true patriots can identify each other.

Killer holds out his fists (the rocks) and Colbert "tickles" underneath them. Thus, tickling the rocks.

by Nick LeBlanc June 16, 2008

Pap Rocks

The art of passing both ejaculate and kidney stones onto your significant other's face.

The other night, I let my husband pass his bloody Pap Rocks all over my face.

by SplumCannon2000 May 18, 2016

"Jane" the Rock

A member of the rock cycle. The poor sedimentary rock.

As predicted, "Jane" the Rock came out of the house, looking the best a rock could look.

by Jane Dhahir April 25, 2011