jane: hey, i have purchased an idiot plate
rikki: what's wrong with your present TV?
jane: off with the old-fashioned idiot boxes
rikki: what's wrong with your present TV?
jane: off with the old-fashioned idiot boxes
by judasray November 16, 2010

To transfer food onto a plate.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.
Originated in the 1990's from the colloquial language of lower class 'chav' type people. A way to lessen the texts deemed superfluous to the main focus of gossip about others.
by Balanced Boz September 24, 2023

by Snapdragon529 September 13, 2017

by -G123 November 15, 2018

Tom: yes I’m going out with Susan again
George: where are you taking her?
Tom: this high end joint owned by some famous chef
George: is this the one who keeps fishing for a man posting the bait plate pics on her insta?
Tom: yeah man, I’m gonna treat it right and lock it in, Susan gonna be my wife and feed me like a pig the rest of my life
George: where are you taking her?
Tom: this high end joint owned by some famous chef
George: is this the one who keeps fishing for a man posting the bait plate pics on her insta?
Tom: yeah man, I’m gonna treat it right and lock it in, Susan gonna be my wife and feed me like a pig the rest of my life
by All good names are taken August 21, 2025

Parent who is woefully inadequate and ill-prepared for the duty of parenting for viable efficacy, and who, instead, liberally engages in the reproductive process for the sole purpose of ensuring that their progeny are made available for predatory activities, after the manner of domesticated hens and roosters...and human populations, who have historically experienced the collapse of their own societies, and now belong to another social organization, to which they have been forcibly associated, with hostile purpose.
The plate-feather parent viewed the son's emerging talent with a barely supressed anger, and so, used parental persuastion to induce the son to engage in a number of activities with the hope that the son would be brought to mortal ruin.
by ancestaera February 5, 2020

Drop the plate in the middle of the chest while laying on the ground. Used as an exercise to train chest
by Hwhehevjhe315627 August 9, 2020
