Ninja Dust

Main Entry: nin·ja·dust
Pronunciation: 'nihn-jah-duhst
Function: verb, noun
The act of stealthly and unceremoniously leaving before expected, without other parties realizing until one has already departed. The noun form is the metaphorical remnants of such an action. Derrived from the means of escape of a ninja.

Kyle: "Hey, where did that girl just go? I've been buying her drinks all night."
Colin: "Dude, you just got ninja dusted."
"Kurt always ninja dusts at clubs when he picks up"
"What's that smoke? I think it's JP's ninja dust."

by KurtTO January 16, 2009

grammar ninja

An individual who displays sub-par utilization of proper grammar either through oral or written communication; the individual showcases aggressive and offensive mis-use of the English language in a manner that resembles the verbal or written equivalent of a ninja attack: fast, relentless and ultimately damaging.

With her steady flow of "I ain't got no..." phraseology, she was an unstoppable grammar ninja, butchering the king's English during the course of every conversation and ill-worded e-mail message.

by Dandy Don April 24, 2008

SAND NINJA

A muslim woman in traditional dress, or "burka", with only a slit opening for the eyes

The bazaar was full of "sand ninjas"

by pbunk October 30, 2007

vomit ninja

One who is capable of vomiting on anything/anyone without hitting him-/herself.

Watch out man, Chad's a fucking vomit ninja - last week he puked all over my kitchen, but somehow managed to walk away unscathed. Even his shoes were clean.

by Bam Bam G April 21, 2004

ninja jack

The ninja jack. The act of jacking off silently (quickly in most cases) and without those around you knowing that you had even done so.

Usually refers to jacking off while someone is talking on the phone (I.e. a girlfriend calls and you rub one out while she talks about something random).

Girl: "Hey, so anyways my day blah blah blah"
Guy: "yup, sounds good"
Guy::touching himself/finishes::
Girl: "So- what do you think?"
Guy: "Sounds like a plan. We meet at your parents house for dinner tomorrow night"

Ninja jack successful.

Girl: "What's wrong- you sound winded"

Almost.

by The Noob Tuber April 2, 2010

Ninja Hands

The act of a girl blocking any advance of guy trying to remove her undergarments in the dark. Typically consists of strategic chops around the waste area while she is kissing. Always done in the dark with pinpoint accuracy no matter how intoxicated she may be.

Erin was giving Matt Ninja Hands all night long.

by DJ DNA December 14, 2010

Ninja Bang

When two people go to a public place to fuck, and no one heard or saw anything

Me and Laura went to the park. I totally ninja banged her, no one even knew

by katanainthestone May 22, 2009