Taint-a-nice-smell

The unpleasant order that can saturate fabric adjacent to a man’s taint, or grundel, after prolonged periods without access to dry-cleaning.

"Taint-a-nice-smell" on my Ludlow suit pants after two weeks at the climate meeting.

by Ligua Frank-a November 15, 2013

what's that smell?

A comment usually left by someone indicating "bullshit" to a story deemed likely made up. Is usually a reply to an online message board like Reddit, or on Youtube comments.

Jussie Smollett: "I was attacked by a lynch mob!"
Suspicious person #3,655,023: "What's that smell?"
Suspicious person's friend: "Oh you think he's bullshitting?"

by MD B123 May 27, 2020

ethan's smell

Alot of people really wonder what ethan smells like, well the truth is.... beef. and he might aswell even be beef! its not the vine meme, "i smell like beef" but him instead cause he never showers, smells like beef/rotten beef, gross disgusting human being. hes my brother lol.

Person A: Hey, What's ethan's smell?
Person B: oh its beef.
Person A: .... beef?
Ethan: beef

by kinemiko March 10, 2021

You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯

the best sentence ever by all of NIJISANJI EN. Created by Ike Eveland, a Novelist with adorable yawns.

"hey luca.."
"yeah?"
"you..."
"i..?"
"You 👊 are tempted 😍😘 by my 😏 smell 👃 like a bee 🐝 that seeks 👀 honey 🍯"

by Moth <3 April 6, 2022

smelf

(n) The bad odor a person smells on oneself after excessive sweating. The ability to smell one's own b.o.

smelfy (adj) Having a bad case of smelf.

(smell + self)

I thought I was smelling the sewage treatment plant but it was smelf.

I was so smelfy from the hike that even patchouli couldn't save me from smelling my own stink.

by baubo September 22, 2009

smell theory

a theory that says that men subconsciously know when women are sexually active because of pheromones.

but there was still the ''smell theory''. That's what us girls put it down to, that must men subconsciously know when you are sexually active, because they just start to come out of the woodwork.

by anchy_nicka January 11, 2008

Shmelty

The slow melting of a face after too much to drink.

When Lorelee drinks her face gets shmelty.

by thewacokid May 30, 2010