donkey spoon

When someone gets sexually aroused after eating off spoon that was in a donkeys rectum.

"I got a raging boner after eating off of my donkey spoon."

by Potato Balls May 6, 2016

cool spoon

When Corey is hanging out with you and takes out a spoon and shoves into his rectum and dances around like a Mexican jumping bean

Hey look the guy is doing the cool spoon and he is great at it.

by Sakalaraka June 17, 2016

Spoon bag

To be surepticiously screwed by a superior while they pretend to be doing right by you.

I told Mark straight up what needed to be done, but he screwed me while saying it's all good. He spoon bagged me again.

by Drunkenfun June 10, 2016

Anti-spooning

The act of where two people in a bed either are facing each other or facing away from each other so as to not be able to spoon.

Come on face the other way we can't spoon when you're facing me. Why do you want to be anti-spooning?

by Salvatore1 March 26, 2011

Awkward Spoon

(N.) Adding the element of awkwardness and discomfort to a situation.

We were totally just playing video games when his girlfriend showed up and created the awkward spoon.

by Jewcrackers October 29, 2011

Desk Spoon

Spoon needed to play league of legends or other games.

That’s the desk spoon baby I need it to play games.

by Desk Spoon March 11, 2023

Scumbag Spoon

A spoon so ridiculously small, that only scumbags will use.

Typically used in a Fast Food setting when the manager is feeling stingy.

(1) Damn, bro look at this Scumbag Spoon!
(2) Yeah, you can't even fit a slice of cucumber in it.

by The_Real_Dogeton January 31, 2023