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meatballs and spaghetti

when a person excretes their feces into the mouth of an unsuspecting blond female, cuts of her blond hair and then puts it into a bowl. The female thn shapes the fees into a round ball like a meatball and spits it into the bowl and eats it with 2 spoons.
Who wants dinner?
I'm not hungry, I just had meatballs and spaghetti!
by Da' Hamma December 6, 2003
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spaghetti bender

when one man sticks his penis into another mans rectum and the second man spins on the dick as to "twist" his penis.
man after that spaghetti bender last night i had a prolapsed asshole.
by jonathan biloy November 9, 2007
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spaghetti & rice

when something/someone has all the texture with none of the taste.
god, that person is all spaghetti & rice, man.
by guarinorama February 25, 2009
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spaghetti and meatballs

The act of releasing a bowel movement in a vagina of a person menstruating
Broooo did you hear they had spaghetti and meatballs last night?
by thicc boi October 27, 2019
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Spaghetti Night

When someone performs oral sex on a man while their mouth is filled with spaghetti. The reasoning is that the texture of the spaghetti will create a pleasurable and exciting sensation on the man's genitals.
Man: Damn girl, why the hell you cooking noodles at 11 pm?
Woman: Oh I was just thinking we could have a spaghetti night in a bit.
by BigHairyPastaLarry October 31, 2019
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Spaghetti Straight

A person who identifies as straight but is open to or actively has sexual relations with someone of the same gender. The term stems from a widely used internet joke in which one person mentions somebody being straight and another person responds “so is spaghetti until it gets wet” ergo, meaning these people are straight until it comes to sex.
Person 1: Did you hear Matt hooked up with Jared last night? And all this time I thought he was straight…
Person 2: Well he is straight, just spaghetti straight
by Goofy Snake January 7, 2022
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

our all powerful god, the savior to us all
he is our god!!!
joe: hey did you know that the flying spaghetti monster is our god?
jessica: yeah who doesnt
by yourbroham August 14, 2017
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