Trouser Socks

A delightfully delicious nylon creation designed to cover business professionals from toes to knee. Only suitable for the most serious corporate go-getter and best paired with a good set of slacks (please see definition for more detail). They are available in a variety of colors, most notably a radiant bright red and black argyle pattern. They are available for purchase to any certified business professional at any Pants Store location in the U.S.

That guy is killing it on the sales floor with his new pair of trouser socks

by Fierce McNally December 9, 2011

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sock laundry

Masturbating into a sock, and then having to launder it yourself to avoid a questioning mother.

i shoulda just gone to the bathroom to shoot my load, but i used a sock. now i gotta go do sock laundry.

by anti March 21, 2005

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Cook Socks

Drunkspeak for Suck Cocks.

I can't leave yet. I'm trying to get my socks cooked!

Of course I'm being nice to you today, I just want you to cook my socks.

That girl is just here to cook socks.

by withstand December 16, 2005

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Red Sock

A method of Sexual Abuse. A fetish of sorts. Method: Anal Sex proceeds between a man and a woman. While in the midst of the initial action, a sharp punch is delivered to the female's stomache by the male. In doing so, the rectum tightens so much, that when the penis is pulled out, the retal innards are removed with it. This "inside-out" rectum is referred to as the "Red Sock".

*hot anal sex*
Male: Bitch! *punches womans stomache and pulls out penis HARD*
Woman: Oh no! The red sock strikes again!

by Chaide September 15, 2003

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