September 8th

September 8th is national be gay day without being gay ( but for girls ). Wanna kiss your best friend? Go for it! (remember consent) Wanna do more ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Anyway just be gay (also if your were born on this day and your a girl your probably gay or bi.

Girl one- “ Hey Steph!”
Girl two- “ Kiss me Emily”
Girl one- “WTF NO”
Girl two- “But it’s september 8th”
Girl one- “Oh ok sure”
*they start kissing in front of their respective boyfriends*
Boyfriend 1- * stunned
Boyfriend 2- oh it’s ok, our day for this is october 20th don’t feel left out
Boyfriend 1- “ OH THANK GOD”

by APlasticBagFloatingThruTheWind October 20, 2019

September 17

Simping Saturday. On this day, it is exceptional to simp for someone, Ask them out, ect.

Him: sorry Bae, its no simp September.
Her: Bae it’s September 17 simping Saturday!
Him: oh! Yessir!

by Yourdailydays September 3, 2021

24 September

On this day you should text and old friend that you haven’t seen in years and remember why you were besties

Person 1: hey haven’t seen you in ages we should do something soon

Person 2: yea that sound great when???

Person 1: well I’m free on the 24 September

by Hansey1569 October 16, 2019

September 15

bitches born this day do be the slowest mfs

guy1: yo when were you born
guy2: september 15

guy1: no wonder you dumb asf

by mizpahs September 21, 2020

September 4

The day where the gayest fucking people were born

Person:what’s your birthday?
Other person: September 4th
Person: YOUR GAY

by Urmomsmilf November 2, 2021

15 September

All the boys born in 15 September have a f*cking huge whale c*ck.

AY Bro its 15 september, its my birth day.
Damn, i bet you have a whale c*ck.

by Edi Laver February 27, 2021

NO SHIT SEPTEMBER

It is when u dont poop if u poop

God will PUNISH you

SOO DONT POOP

HAVE A NICE DAY

PLS DONT POOP

BOY. I didnt poop all of September

GIRL. Why?
Boy. Because it NO SHIT September

by Imfatassbitch November 4, 2019