Saint Nekolas

The patron saint of the lost cats

Karen: My kitty Salem is missing and I’m desperate. I don’t know what to do…
Katehrine: Say a prayer to Saint Nekolas and you will find your little pussy

by Love-fi December 7, 2025

Saint Mary Magdalene

Saint Mary Magdalene is a preppy catholic school, where my cousin goes. It's in Delco, and if you don't know what that is, fuck you. They are all stood up cunt bags and have big ass houses in developments. They usually go to Cardinal " O'whora" and try getting hammered every night. To sum it up, they are all faggots.

"Oh... that kid goes to Saint Mary Magdalene. He's a rich cunt.

by ajmc31527 December 17, 2017

Saint

Someone who is a milf and does undescribable things with their daughters friends

Omg johns mom is such a saint.

by 087433317 December 10, 2021

Saint

a man who is wise, has alot of great advice, and gives alot away.

you know Tiago? he gave me great advice on how to talk to a girl. He is a saint

by DE$PERADO October 28, 2017

Old Saint Nick

Old Saint Nick was a gay turtle who used to make chicken and candy in 1800 bc

Is that old saint nick

by Illeb December 21, 2021

All Saints Day

It’s already a holiday, dumbass guy who comes across clueless. Why do you think we have Halloween?

Today is All Saints Day.

by My dog is awesome November 1, 2019

CsPG Saints

These are the guys you never wanna make a all my homies hate insert name joke on (e.g. Kira). Their the 3/5 Eurasia winners who strike fear with their name in the iPads of all players and are apparently the only people who have ever won a major on Critical OPS Asia as of 2020, but that's because they didn't win one themselves, but their predecessor CsPG did.

Guy1: Damn what happened to yesterday's game? Guy2: Ah man, CsPG Saints won vs Real kingz gamerz. Guy1: They still on a streak.

by memeravel September 13, 2020