mediterranean swing set

This requires that you have a swing in your disposal in a preferably private area (or public, you do you boo). The man lays on the swing face down and the woman lays on her back on the ground. Press off the woman for initial thrust then use momentum to propell yourself in and out. This position takes skill and years of expertise to play out perfect.

Excuse me miss, would you like to participate in a Mediterranean swing set later this afternoon?

by CattleKardashian January 29, 2017

Wanna Swing?

When someone wants to fight someone else in a joke manor

used in a playful manor

''Mate do you wanna swing?

by Deinosaur January 31, 2017

Russian Slingshot

Taking a used condom, pulling the filled end of sperm back, like a slingshot, and shooting it in someones face.

Russian slingshot.. Nuff Said.

by Buff Drinklots May 5, 2017

Hot slingshot

When one person leans his head back with his mouth open and the other person launches a hot lugey into their open mouth.

Joe was yawning, so I took the opportunity to toss that mutherfucka a hot slingshot.

by Jackdymph May 18, 2017

bloody slingshot

When your on the rag but in the mood and you snatch the tampon out and don't care where it ends up!

I needed to get in there so I pulled the bloody slingshot!

by Rijay August 10, 2017

personal swing set

Someone used willingly and repeatedly for intercourse often involving kink with various types of metal and plastic objects being inserted into the person.

"I want someone I can practice with my new dildos on"

"Maybe you should get a personal swing set"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

Concealed slingshot

A slingshot you can hide in your backpack as self defense against unsuspecting bullies. Aim your imaginary crosshairs at the back of the bullies head, fire, and reload.

Principal- What's in the backpack Dave?
Dave- Nothing. My mommy says I don't have to tell you anything, so I have nothing to tell you homeboy.
Principal- Well, you don't have to have a permit to carry a concealed slingshot, but if you have one tell me.
Dave- I got nothing to say to you homeboy.

by Solid Mantis October 12, 2017