Smoking Topaz

An attractive girl or lady in the context of where you are in the world. If you are deployed in Afghanistan then almost any girl is a smoking topaz whereas back at home you wouldn't look at most of them.

Hey look bro that's one smoking topaz over there.

No way man I've seen better looking chimps.
Yeah maybe you haven't been here long enough.

by The-quiet-one January 1, 2011

King of Smoke

The person who does not back down from confrontation, wants all the smoke, if it’s fight or flight, he’s fight.

Tyler’s so tough, he is the king of smoke.

by uncleberg July 17, 2020

Smoking Maria

Smoking Maria meaning the consumption or the act of smoking cannabis

I just got done smoking Maria and I am high as the sky my guy

by Skywalker 94 November 16, 2018

smoking aardvark

A smoking aardvark is created by inserting a lit cigarette into ones foreskin while the penis is hanging out of a open zipper.

Jill was very upset, so Steve made her a smoking aardvark to cheer her up. Steve dangled it in front of her. Jill was not amused as the smoking ardvark set her hair on fire.

Jill still refuses to touch the aardvark and Steve is unhappy.

by Crobdonker March 25, 2017

Smoked to the roach

A wider use of the literal meaning of smoking a joint down to the roach.

Application for two purposes when something is rinsed:

John: Knock knock
Amy: Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy:Who's there?
John: Knock knock
Amy: For fucks sake you've smoked it to the roach now, just tell the damn joke.

Or if something is just plain dry.
Example:
4 in the morning a house party consists of a bunch of sleeping people and a couple of guys bunning a zoot.
"This party's smoked to the roach man, let's kick."

Other uses.

I'm so tired/I'm smoked to the roach.
It's dead/It's smoked to the roach
I've got no credit/Credits smoked to the roach

Derived terms include "lit"

E.g a party hasn't started...it's not lit yet
or someones not ready..they're not lit yet
someone's not awake/they're not lit yet

by jammans May 23, 2010

Smoked Cooch

finest meat in Miami (cooch) cooked by the Chef Claudia.
(can be cooked flappy or tight)

Would you like some Smoked Cooch?

by puifreshkekchode November 28, 2018

smoke courage

Any substance smoked or inhaled to boost one’s morale so as to conversate and approach people freely

Have you got some smoke courage now to talk to the girl?

by Tmamajay March 17, 2023