Butt Shuffle

When you are playing a game of go fish and instead of shuffling the deck you accidentally get sexual harassment charges.

He was in the middle of a game of duck duck goose when suddenly -
Oh Shit!
He butt shuffled again.

by maaayn August 27, 2015

good shuffle day

A good shuffle day is when you put your Ipod on shuffle/random
and it repeatedly plays good songs.

Hey Im having a good shuffle day because my ipods playing loads of awesome songs!

by j0s1f April 26, 2007

third knuckle shuffle

1. The act of sexually arousing a female by completely inserting one (or more) fingers into her vagina, i.e. the third knuckle.

2. The act of sexually arousing a man by the use of the hand, i.e. handjob.

1. When I went to drop off Suzie last night she started blowing me and she squirted all over my leather seats doing the third knuckle shuffle!

2. Maria and I were watching TV, and she wouldn't let me get into her panties but she did the third knuckle shuffle on me.

by Tom Thamuz September 1, 2003

Rich White Shuffle

An agonizingly long walk covering a short distance where there will be bad news awaiting at the end.

He was doing the Rich White Shuffle to the manager's desk and I knew that we were doomed.

by Axiom Kid April 26, 2007

Four Knuckle Shuffle

Another word for jacking off

Corey did the four knuckle shuffle while thinking about April.

by Casey April 28, 2003

Five knuckle shuffle

Slang (Geordie, Newcastle)

Masturbation: The phrase comes from the act of masturbating using the whole hand, wrapping 4 fingers round the shaft of the penis, and the thumb round the other side, hence "five knuckles".

Geordie 1: Howaye man. Did ye score last night?
Geordie 2: Ney chance. I was gannin' the Five knuckle shuffle till it felt like me hand'd fall off.

by Eddie Faulkner May 22, 2008

One Two Shuffle

The act of going to the toilet to urinate and part-way through manoeuvring to bust a dump. This requires the individual to awkwardly move from a standing facing position while simultaneously pulling down their pants and doing a 180 into a seated position.

It took every ounce of my coordination to pull off that one two shuffle on the flight to Vegas.

by Paddo83 November 3, 2012