shank

to take a shit and wank at the same time

"hey guys I gotta go take a shank give me a min, gotta load my animal porn"
said Sean to the other guys

by getashank February 19, 2016

Shank

When a man takes a shit then continues to have a wank afterwards.

After a night out with the boys, Dean went to go take a shank

by Hood Definitions October 02, 2017

shank

A form of well ground weed, typically very sticky.

person: bought some weed the other day but it was shank.

by September 23, 2023

shank

To shit and wank at the same time.
A derogatory term describing the activities of one who is ignorant

"Oh god, he was shanking, what a douche..."

by NemoleAmzi September 10, 2008

Shank

The art of taking a shit whilst having a wank. Great way to save time. Also heightening the pleasure factor, as a big firm dump squeezes past the male g-spot.

I had a monster shit last night. Time was not on my side, so I decided to double up and had myself an awesome shank.

Or....

My flatmate left the bathroom door unlocked last night, I accidentally walked in on him Shanking!

by Bandicles January 11, 2014

Shank

A person's leg. Usually the part of the knee or ankle

This guy scraped his shank!

by judemudrik121 November 06, 2019

shank

having a shit and a wank at the same time

i just took a shank
that shank was good
i love to shank

by uk G man June 17, 2008