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Rusty Anchor

Perform anal sex to a finish, pull your dick out and dunk it in a craft beer and make your partner drink it.
If she let's me sail the brown seas she be deserving of a Rusty Anchor!!!
by Rim Tobbs August 19, 2020
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rusty custard

a mixture of poo and semen concocted by putting your dong into anothers poop chute
Sandra is such a lover of anal play and really enjoys a rusty custard eye patch as a finishing move
by Yosemite Slamdancer December 15, 2011
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Rusty Stallion

When a woman takes a shit, and then without wiping, bends over on the toilet and gets anally banged doggystyle.
Susie: (Insert name here) Sure gave me a nice Rusty Stallion last night.
by Smithalltheway March 19, 2010
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Rusty Hinge

An advanced sex maneuver developed by a stud known only as "Jesus Reist", involving the creative use of surroundings. Similar to the scene in the Godfather where a woman is being pounded from behind against the wall, this maneuver requires the use of a wooden door. Most effectively used to breakup with a girl, while still getting off.

While penetrating a woman from behind, with her front against the door, the man takes a tremendous thrust backwards, pulling the woman backwards, causing her upper torso being perpendicular to her legs, head against the door. The man then thrusts into her as hard as he can, ramming her through the wooden door, resulting in her ass and legs hanging on one side, and her upper torso through the door.

The man then continues to penetrate the likely unconscious woman using the door handle to open and close the door, making a pleasurable curved thrust. The weight of the unconscious woman causes stress on the hinges, resulting in a squeaking sound, hence the name "Rusty hinge".
Don't worry man, I totally gave her a rusty hinge. There's no doubt we're over.
by JesusReist June 3, 2010
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Rusty Trout

The state of a vagina from having anal sex and then switching to vaginal sex, thus "rusting" up the trout.
I was so horny this morning that I ate my wife's rusty trout leftovers from last night.
by Mark of Pembrokeshire February 9, 2009
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Rusty Lock

When a guy is having anal sex with a girl and there is another guy having anal sex with him at the same time.
Man, the other night Ron and Yonnie gave Kassandra a hard Rusty Lock.
by G-Rad January 16, 2008
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Rusty Spork

A penis that has become flaccid inside a vagina or anus as a result of falling asleep during penetration.
Wake up hunny! I think your spork has gone rusty again. You haven't had a rusty spork since grade school.
by SpongeKnob May 24, 2016
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