Sped kid: *playing fortnite*
Guy: hey kid, you'
re such a retard
Sped kid: *pulls out
gun* what the fuck you say to me
bitch?
Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts
Sped kid:
oh, yeah. You a cop or something?
Guy: nah im not a cop
Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop
Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?
Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*
Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED
TARTSped kid: what the fuck...