pudgy bumpkin 

so basically its a pudgy bumpkin and you can be so pudgy with it and as much as a bumpkin as possible. and if you want to be a little pudgy and a teensie bumpkin thats ok too

OMGOODNESS YOU ARE THE MOST NONIEST PUDGY BUMPKIN EVER.

pudgy bumpkin by pudgy bumpkin April 30, 2021

sweat puddles 

large sweat spots that are visible through shirts. they affect the armpit, back, and collar area. maybe more

my what large sweat puddles you have.

sweat puddles by monzy January 11, 2008

Rima pudendi 

pudendal cleft fissure between major labia of human female. cleft between two elevations of female genitals. sometimes inner labia are visible between the cleft.

I could see her rima pudendi, when she squats

Rima pudendi by Rasputin_21 May 20, 2008

Laughter Puddle 

A puddle found on the ground that consists of snot, saliva, spilled drinks and/or other substances (beverages) coming from the nose caused by a laughing group of people. These laughing people are usually in a circle-like formation in order to create a round puddle.

I was walking behind a group of loud teenagers and suddenly found myself almost stepping into a laughter puddle. Gross.

Laughter Puddle by MRSLaileeSimeriCravens.IWish:) March 14, 2010

Population Pudding

A delicious term for "sperm".

"Tonight I'm taking Sheila out to dinner. If all goes well, she'll be eating my population pudding for dessert!"

"Bob is so hot...I wouldn't mind tastin' his population puddin'"!

Population Pudding by DeAnn Guthrie December 17, 2012

Breakfast pudding 

The sweet breakfast element you eat after your breakfast main course or savoury dish.

Gerald fancied a bit of breakfast pudding after his Marmite on toast, and headed straight for the Nutella jar.

Breakfast pudding by Breakfast pudding May 8, 2014

Carolina puddle 

When a tarp is laid in the back of a pickup truck bed and filled with water to be used as a shitty mobile pool

Guy 1: Dude look at this!
Guy 2: Wow! You actually made a Carolina puddle.
Guy 1: Yeah, hopefully it doesn’t spill too much...

Carolina puddle by CrunchyMilk July 25, 2020