Optimus PRIME

While eating a peanut butter and jelly sandwich an episode of transformers comes on the tv and you blow a load all over the carpet.

I was just standing there dude eating my pb&j and there it was...Optimus PRIME... I blew a load all over our parakeet.

by Darren Patrick Star February 18, 2016

Optimus prime

robo jesus

He always comes back because he is optimus prime

by rasrfsdfdsf December 27, 2022

Optimus Prime

Leader of the autobots and for some reason their less famous then bumblebee

he is Optimus Prime cuz he is Optimus the freaking Prime.

by Random_dude_online January 13, 2021

prime salad

of the best possible quality; excellent.

Omg you got me a drink, prime salad!

by Kingkiely March 05, 2021

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025

How's Your Prime Minister

The act of a UK prostitute coming up to someone with male genitalia and fondling the penis and balls. This phrase can be also be used as a joke when touching the underside of something.

Hank: Dude, I met a prostitute in London last week.
Alistair: Oh yeah? Did she give you a How's Your Prime Minister?
Hank: Yeah she did. Had one hell of a grip too for a girl.
Alistair: Maybe you should have given "her" a How's Your Prime Minister back.

by hoehusher September 27, 2023

amazon prime and recline

The ghetto version of "Netflix and chill." As in, when two people get together to fuck under the guise of watching a movie, however, neither is a subscriber to Netflix but rather to its less popular wannabe counterpart, Amazon Prime Instant Video

Aaron:Hey babe wanna Netflix and Chill

Emma:Hell No!

Aaron:How about Amazon Prime and Recline
Emma:Oh sure!

Aaron:*grabs lube*

by UKnowWhoIAm November 08, 2015