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Tested Positive

Getting positive results on a medical examination for diseases, meaning you have that disease/health problem.
Guy 1: Bro, I tested positive for HIV! I'm doomed!
Guy 2: Thankfully my HIV tests came back negative.
by DaExplosion August 28, 2023
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Double Handstand Position

This sex position involves two people who feel like experimenting. The woman bends over so that the man can grab onto the pussy with his mouth then the woman goes into a handstand with the man gripping on for dear life on the top just sucking away.
Arki: Can we do the double handstand position tonight?

Zoi: Any position for you my big zaddy!
by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022
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body positivity

A great idea, horrible execution. People normalizing unhealthy weight, especially being plus sized. Body positivity is meant to promote healthy bodies, normalizing insecurities that do not affect ones health such as hip dips, promote a healthy diet/weight loss, recognizing a petite person doesn't mean they have anorexia, recognizing that a larger person or someone with belly rolls is normal, and overall just not caring so much about looks and being extremely skinny or following the beauty standard for bodies (ex. western; fat ass big boobs and small waist, china; imposibilly petite). However body positivity is instead being used as an excuse to normalize being an unhealthy weight, especially large. Yes there are larger people existing while still maintaining a healthy diet and healthy exercise however they should not be abnormally large. It is sad to see our youth being obese but it is also a reflection of us and we should really realize what we are doing with ourselves first instead of blaming it on everyone else.
Wow that person is so fat
No they aren't, we need to promote body positivity
No they are an unhealthy weight, clearly, don't you see their width is larger than their height?
by Lovezxly February 24, 2024
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Short Position Complex

The Fear That You Fucked up when you took a Short position against AMC Theaters and now wish you were Long.
Hedgies have Short Position Complex because they thought my beloved AMC Theaters stock price was going to be driven down to Zero.
by SilverBack the one and only January 13, 2022
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positions

Ariana Grande's hit anthem, an ode to codependence for pick-me girls from the album with the same name. An inferior follow-up to her previous two amazing albums.
Positions is Pickmeisha's number one favorite song ever!
by The Q Conspiracy April 17, 2021
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Well positively ace

A word used to describe something that is AMAZING
charles thought snappy was well positively ace!!!!!!
by snappy June 11, 2019
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whoa girl position

Any position that makes that makes the man go whoa girl
Damn man she got into that whoa girl position and just went to town
by Cytoki May 15, 2016
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