Mug pockets

Pockets deep enough for cash, drugs, or guns

We don't wear skinny jeans around here, we got mug pockets.

by Purple ape December 17, 2015

chicago hot pocket

When you put tostino's pizza rolls between your butt cheeks and fart on them and then serve your friends or family members.

Grandma said she was hungry so i made her a Chicago hot pocket.

by 7ft chef July 14, 2014

Peel an Orange in your Pocket

Meaning tight with money, selfish, unlikly to share with others.

Ben: "Paul can I have one of them sweets please?"
Paul: "Fuck off they're mine!"
Ben: "Tight fucker, you would peel an orange in your pocket!"
Paul: "Whatever"

by Ben Daniels December 17, 2006

New York hot pocket

Where a girl lays on her back with legs behind her head with her vag open. A guy opens her up and stuffs his balls in her (like two fallafel balls in a pita pocket) and then another guys blows his load on said balls (like tahini paste). For this to be truly kosher meal both guys must have been snipped (and have big stupid beards)

Everyone raise a glass, I'd like to thank our hosts, Bartholomew and Kitty for putting on the most splendid New York Hot Pocket we've ever seen.

by The Fertilizer March 23, 2010

clowns pocket

A person of the female variety who happens to have a rather large vaginal area.

'I could hardly feel myself in her she had such a clowns pocket!'

'Donna's had 4 kids?! She must have a clowns pocket!'

by Ian S Copp April 18, 2006

pocket veto

The act of taking no act, most often used as a passive aggressive response to undesirable advances. Easiest way to "respond" to a written request to have lunch or just-go-do-something. Neither "yes" nor "no," but really "no."

Hey, you know I think you're pretty cool and all. I was wondering if you weren't doing anything this weekend if you wanna catch a movie or something...
Sincerely,
Vulnerable Girl

-Pocket vetoed. 10 years later- Still no response.-

by Reid "Mr. Peepers" Golden May 16, 2007

pocket

Modern Definition: The title of a popular Tabi Bonney song. To get "put in the pocket" is slang for having a good thing happen to you.

Traditional Definition: A shaped piece of fabric attached inside or outside a garment and forming a pouch used esp. for carrying small articles.

1. Put me in the pocket, pocket, Put me in the pocket, pocket, put me in the pocket.

2. I keep my keys in my right pocket.

by ducksoup October 17, 2006