The Martian Position is when a women lays on the end of a bed, knees apart, feet together and is holding herself in with her lets around the mans neck. The women MUST be tattooed and be wearing a martian costume. Also both parties must be tripping on shrooms and acid.
by pooptoes September 25, 2020
Get the The Martian Position mug.The Sliding X position is an intense sex move that requires a lot of stretching beforehand.
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
How to: "The female lies leaned back with one leg in the air and the on the ground, the male takes a stance at the end of the room and stretches before performing this manoeuvre, he takes a starting position and awaits the gun snap before leaping into a sprint. The male at full velocity begins a downward descent into a slide tackling position with one leg raised in the air to match his female spotter vajayjay with his peen. This achieves the best and deepest penetration one could ever hope for."
"Engage the Sliding X Position dear, I'm feeling Horny with a capital H"
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
"Hey Honey! Good for you to come home from work and as a surprise, I'm already in the sliding x position for you baby. Run the fuck at me babe"
"Yes doctor, we got these injuries from the sliding x position. Lets just say, there was knees in place they shouldn't have been."
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A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.
The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)
The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)
Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer
A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.
The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)
The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)
Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer
Man last night I had ur mom, sister, aunty and grandma over, got into the addition position, best night ever
by Skucnal April 23, 2018
Get the Addition Position mug.when someone pulls shorts up very tight and lies down arching with their ass up as high as possible whilst aiming down a sniper
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uncommon to a degree, but still not very rare.
uncommon to a degree, but still not very rare.
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
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"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
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