pearl ellen

a rad ass bitch with a body to match. Girl got ass fo days! Pearl ellen is the punkyest of the punks and she jams out with her clam out all day long! she is the bestest friend and would be a rad ass wife to anyone! so if you got $$ and you are young and want a smokin hot house wife....holla at her. she is a rappers dream.

that girl - " eww look at that girls butt, it is soooo big, she looks like one of those rap guys girl friends!'

this girl - "where!? oh no... that is just pearl ellen

by the baddest ass September 16, 2009

Pearl Harbor

When you are in bed with someone and they are asleep, jack off and cum on their face. It is a total sneak attack.

Dude I did the pearl Harbor last night!

by surfpez July 7, 2009

Pearl Harbor

The act of laying down and someone blowing the hell out of you.

After a long day of work, Joe asked his wife Margaret to play a game of Pearl Harbor.

by 31Mess July 31, 2009

pearl diving

I don't know about these other definitions but when I first heard it in the late eighties it referred to the practice of sucking out the semen you had just left in your partners butt.

"Can you get AIDS from pearl diving?"
"Not exactly."

by fat charlie April 18, 2008

Pearl Harbored

When your Japanese wife or girlfriend wakes you up in the morning to have sex, but neglects to tell you she is having her menses (& it's extremely thick). She pounces on you like dive bomber over battleship row. When she's done she casually gets up without saying a word. Then much to your surprise you discover ur lap is a bloody mess. Surprise + bloody mess = Pearl Harbored.

I can't stand the sight of Manhattan clam chowder anymore, after my wife Mika (or insert japanese female name Keiko, Yuki etc) woke me up for some sleepy sex and "Pearl Harbored" me.

by asiangirllover November 21, 2010

bomb pearl harbor

To take a humangous dump that will smell for hours after the fact.

Sorry, you can't go in the bathroom. I had to corner it off because Jim just bombed pearl harbor.

by Hawaii Person May 21, 2004

pearl harbor

when 2 people are having sex in the bath, and 1 hires a japanese woman to come in and take a shit on the other, and run out.

whilst mary was having sex with angel in her 3x3 shower, hiroki comes in and performs a pearl harbor, unbeknownst to mary.

by billseph mcdougal March 24, 2008