Carpe Key 'Em

Seize the Keys. A Hurricane Thursday event at the University of Tulsa where students drive golf carts on The U with drunk goggles on, to teach about drunk driving.

I'm going to Carpe Key 'em that kid over there, he's drank too much.

by TUgirl18 November 7, 2010

Carolina Hold 'Em

A poker style card game where males play at a card table, while the females perform oral sex on the male. The object of the game is the first female to create climax wins half the pot. The last male to reach climax wins the other half. The actual card game has nothing to do with winning.

Did you see how fast your friend's wife won the Carolina Hold 'Em game? It it was less than a minute.

by Dr. White Owl January 4, 2022

kay em ess

phonetic version of "kms", meaning "killing myself". used when you say it out loud or text in 'code'.

Person 1: i hate my life, kay em ess.
Person 2: real.

by katerina ellis July 4, 2023

Scooby Doo On Em

To dip out or disappear, know one knows where you are.

Tim: Where did fred go?

John: Oh he scooby dooed on em.

Tim: Scooby Doo on em?

John: Yeah he disappeared bro

by KnowMadd7 December 28, 2020

Texas drop em

Not the same rules as 52 card pick up, you leave em where they land.

Pete-You wanna play Texas drop em?
Matthew-Nah I'm not in.
Pete-Well the rest of us are gonna play, your living rooms good right?

by Solid Mantis April 25, 2017

Never Heard Of Em

(Phrase) Sarcasm tempered by humor.
Mainly, people use it to say the opposite of what's true to make someone look or feel foolish.

"Do you know Louis Vuitton?"

they reply by saying, "Never Heard Of Em".

by EAST99 February 8, 2021

Lettin em float

When you are in the bathroom but have already finished but stay in there to use your phone. Especially in quarantine when you just want some alone time

(Credit to my dad for coming up with it)

Person1: oh I was just in the bathroom

Person2: were you lettin em float?
Person1: Yeah...

by Bebonkbop April 9, 2021