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I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
by boreddude99 April 7, 2023
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bored

When ur so bored that u decide to search the word bored in order to read this sentence so ur not bored anymore.
Look above stoopid. Ur so bored that u even decided to skip the sentence and directly look at the definition.
by whyrugeh May 22, 2022
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Bored as the Dickens

When one uses the phrase bored as the Dickens, they are describing what it's like to be so bored that you are bored enough to write a bunch of famous fictional novels.
Person 1(the jester):"Hey you there are you bored too? What shall we do?"
Person 2 (the very bored very pretentious Prince):"Yes I'm very bored, bored as the Dickens. Charles Dickens that is..."
1:"GEEZ MAN! Now that's bored! What do you suppose we do about it?"
2: "I dunno cuz I'm not quite creative enough to write a bunch of novels about Christmas and ish..."
Long pause...
2: "Dont just stand there staring at me! I order you to start singing and dancing! and tell me a story in your songs too damnit!"
by AmbularityHASyourCLARITY November 18, 2020
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Bored

You are so bored, you decided to search up ''bored'' in the urban dictionary
''I am bored, so let's search it on the urban dictionary for what it means.''
by BrowniesFromMeBoredom January 17, 2022
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1. Words commonly used when you have nothing else to do
2. Quarantine
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by crunchyorange November 8, 2021
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