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NASTY GRANNY

VERB- GETTING FISTED BY AN OVERWEIGHT OLD GRANNY NAMED SUE WHILE SHE WISTLES THE TUNE TO THE ANDY GRIFFITH SHOW AND SHARTS(see sharts) ON YOUR FEET.
SHE MAY BE WATCHING NIP-TUCK DURING THE ACT OF THE NASTY GRANNY.
NASTY GUY:I helped your granny take in her groceries and before I knew it she pulled a nasty granny!

GRANDSON: Well, how was it?

NASTY GUY: Oh... it was nasty!

GRANDSON: Dude she's like 95 and a half!

NASTY GUY: Well it was pretty cool man, we watched cable and practiced knitting...

GRANDSON: Right on dude!!!
by bob the builder does it dirty January 25, 2010
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Nasty Nate

The most intensly hardcore person in the whole 'bury. Possibly even the 'view too.
Man your intense, but your no Nasty Nate
by Dragon Tamer April 26, 2004
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das nasty

"Look whay shes wearing mija das nasty!"
by Mr Cochino September 8, 2016
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nasty cecil

A fetish that involves drinking brandy out of a british man's asshole.
My word Jeeves! This Nasty Cecil makes my entire rectum tingle with delight!
by The Propfessor November 5, 2015
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The nasty carl

when you’re plowing your girls neck crevices while she licks the sweat off your johnson
when i got home from the gym, all she wanted to do was the nasty carl
by larva123 February 5, 2020
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nasty banana

Jane gave Dick a nasty banana when they were having sexual intercourse.
by TheToyMan April 28, 2016
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NASTY BEARD

an un-groomed beard that looks like pubic hair except on your face; hair growing in all directions
ken: hey joan you should trim your nasty beard
joan: idk i like seeing my pubs after i wash my face
by the informaddsds4 September 18, 2013
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