Nail Timber

Intense obsession with the look of one's toenails. Often shown by cutting them while doing something else, often with very freaky results. Most notably observed by June Drabble on her husband Ralph.

Beatrice: Yuck! Your feet are all sweaty. Don't be such a nail timber!

Ralph: But my toenails grew too long, I had to cut them!

Beatrice: That's freaky. Jogging and cutting your toenails - that just doesn't mix right.

Ralph: (scoffing) Oh yeah, well you try it Beatrice Middleton! We'll see if you're a nail timber someday!

Beatrice: (storming off) That's it! I'm gonna go run with Morris. At least he's not a nail timber like you!!!

by Dusty's Baby Powder October 23, 2010

Hammering the nail

Getting kicked in the dick while erect

This one guy: "My friend got kicked in the dick while erect the other day by his girlfriend"
This other guy: "A classic case of "Hammering the Nail""

by TheOne390 December 12, 2023

blue toe Nails

Means her pussy smell like the ocean.

-person 1 :Yo bro how about that girl

-person 2 : nah bro she got blue toe nails, that means it’s stinks of fish down there

by PatataquiereaNegras August 05, 2024

Ryley Nail

Often known as the captain or midget boy. May be the oldest in our group but still the shortest and most immature.

Is Ryley nail the captain gonna make part 3?

by Dinglemccringleberry September 23, 2019

gingerbread nails

A type of fungus that grows in your nails

Man: Alice is a 10, but has gingerbread nails.
Other man: Just take her to the doctor, man.

by educatedfellow November 16, 2024

Nail tech

the most talented person you'll ever meet. makes tiny pictures all the time for fun. basically a therapist.

who needs a therapist when you have a nail tech????

by futurecosmotologist January 26, 2024

Hump Nails

Long acrylic nails with a curve or "hump" to them. Mostly done in bright colors or dramatic art. Most popular in the early 90s hip hop fashion

Them hump nails is pretty af

by Cha Cha the great August 27, 2021