Ghetto Myspace

noun, referring to the decaying social network known as Myspace.

It's also a reference internet meme started by the website GhettoMyspace.net, dedicated to ghetto photos found on Myspace.

Someone sees a picture of a thug eating money. "That's like something you'd see on Ghetto Myspace."

Or, "Thats some Ghetto Myspace shit!"

by realhungry2000 November 3, 2011

myspace pda

MySpace Public Display of Affection
When everything you post has to deal with your boyfriend or girlfriend.
Includes:
-Every bulletein you post is about your bf/gf.
-Your display name includes your bf/gfs name. (Such as bill's girl or sally <3's bill.)
-You have a whole album dedicated to pictures of them.
-Your status always has something about your bf/gf. (such as bill and I are hanging out. so loves him!)

Girl 1: Brittany is totally myspace pdaing.
Girl 2: Yeah, i heard she posted a blog about him.
Girl 1: well, im not going to tell her i made out with him at that party. She might murder me.

by folie a duex January 28, 2009

myspace jealousy

When somebody has used thier superior HTML skillz to create a fantastic myspace profile, and others feel jealous that thier profile is not-quite-as-arty.

Laura: Gosh emma, i love your profile. Im seriously having some major myspace jealousy right now.
Emma: I know. Worship me.

by Emmerishot July 20, 2008

myspace trail

Finding out what someone does or where someone is by reading their comments. Like a paper trail.

She said she couldn't hang out because she had a doctors appointment, but i follwed the myspace trail and she was actually out with some other guy.

We've located the missing person! I checked his myspace trail and it says he's in rio.

by tinyastronaut December 12, 2008

myspace names

when the """scene""" kids want a catchy( when its no catchy or "cool" at all) name for their myspaces.

myspace names:
chrischaos.
hillaryhaywire.
kikikannible.
chritiechaos.
mattmassacre.
mistymisfit.
raymondromance.
reginarevenge.
lesleylust.
tammytoaster.

you get the deal.

by reneromance November 14, 2007

MySpace champion

One who appears to be important or popular based on the complexity of their myspace page. Often these people have a massive number of friends/comments, but in reality are considered losers within the social hierarchy. Myspace champions also have lots of photos, and post tons of pointless blogs in a futile attempt to gain online popularity, in false hope that online popularity will lead to even a small amount of social success in the real world.

Normal guy #1 - "Did you know that weird emo girl in our calculus class has a myspace? It's actually quite sophisticated and she has tons of photos!"

Normal guy #2 - "Oh yeah, that's Kayla. She's actually kind of a loser, I don't think she has any real friends."

Normal guy #1 - "I guess she's just another MySpace champion..."

by Francis Zaplan January 20, 2008

myspace bisexual

A girl who makes out with other slutty chicks at parties and then claims to be bisexual because it's trendy to say so and gets people's attention on myspace.

Pretty much any girl on Myspace who lists her sexual orentation as "bisexual". Hence, Myspace Bisexual.

by Dwight Fry July 12, 2006