An Ass-Hair Mullet is the hair thats located on a persons lower-back above the waistline or the "small" of the back. An Ass-Hair Mullet is when this patch of fur or body hair is pronounced, thick with growth, or is particularly volumous and impossible to conceal or ignore without grooming. Also known verbally as an Ass-Crack Mullet depedending on which region of USA this slang term is used.
Ex. Thomas has elected to not upgrade to the new office furniture the company has purchased for us since he has an ass-hair mullet so pelt-like, thick, and cushiony he has no need for an ergonomic desk chair with adjustable lumbar support.
by Gaunche January 1, 2022
Get the Ass-Hair Mullet mug.A Mullet is a certain type of hair cut that is strongly fashionable among both males and females all around the world. A Mullet is when you have a very shortly trimmed cut on top of your head (no fringe, usually below 3cm long) and a significantly long patch of hair on the back (usually down to the collar bone, but lots of people have shorter) side of your head. usually the sides will also be cut below 1.5cm long to enhance the look but this is not necessary to achieve a Mullet.
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Or a Mullet otherwise attained by performing activities resulting in the combustion of your hair, leading to a Mullet.
Or a Mullet otherwise attained by performing activities resulting in the combustion of your hair, leading to a Mullet.
by BigFireOwl December 17, 2013
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Often involving horrible dares, Never have i ever statements and most likely too votes.
Often involving horrible dares, Never have i ever statements and most likely too votes.
Bob "Should we play Stunned Mullets?"
Darren " Fuck man, last time i played that i got so fucking sloshed i ended up shaving my hair into a mullet"
Darren " Fuck man, last time i played that i got so fucking sloshed i ended up shaving my hair into a mullet"
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Name is derived from the hairstyle known as the mullet, which is "business in the front, party in the back." The CEO mullet is "business on top, party on the bottom."
Name is derived from the hairstyle known as the mullet, which is "business in the front, party in the back." The CEO mullet is "business on top, party on the bottom."
- How's the new job?
- Oh, it's super chill. My boss is so laid back, she rocks a CEO mullet every day, and she's the best dressed in the office, so you know nobody is gonna bat an eye if I show in a stained T-shirt and cargos.
- Oh, it's super chill. My boss is so laid back, she rocks a CEO mullet every day, and she's the best dressed in the office, so you know nobody is gonna bat an eye if I show in a stained T-shirt and cargos.
by Weeds001 January 14, 2019
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Zach was nose deep in a heifer of a woman when she let one loose that blew his hair mud flap back like a wind sock. He knew he had received a Mullet Muffler.
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A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
A “business in the former, party in the latter,” if you will.
That dude has a total academic mullet. He went to Yale for undergrad and SUNY Cortland for his master’s degree...
by MackieD. October 24, 2019
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