michael

a pretty cool dad but who is an oxymoron without the oxy

my dads name is Michael

by barbee1300 July 3, 2019

Michael

is a faggot

Michael is a faggot

by erfvwef February 14, 2020

Michael

The big gey

Ur so michael

by Big Frog October 7, 2018

Michael

Michael is a very funny guy but can get very triggered very easily he punched me at school this is the definition of fake you thought your definition was right WHO THE FUCK DO YA THINK YA IS LIKE MICHAEL IS THE WORST BOYFRIEND EVER HE DUMPED ME IN 2 SECONDS AND HE WILL CHEAT BE WARNED HE IS A FUCK BOY AND A PLAYER JUST LIKE THE NAME PATRICK he is also very ugly and will probably have cancer before he's 30 making his grey hair all fall out. He will swallow your unborn twins and has many feet fetishes including baldness

"oh who? Michael oh the bald and ugly player, now I know

by Bella Iameo February 17, 2018

michael

a sexy ass kid with a giant cock that punishes any broad that comes within his arms.

“this kid michael folded me like a pretzel and gave me some good ass dick”

by bigmikecock October 15, 2019

Michael

Michael is a smart and very attractive to women. He is very smooth and nice in bed. He has a micrometer of a small penis.

That Michael is so nice and slick in bed.

by SexySlinderMan May 24, 2019

Michael

The 15-year old emcee that resides in Indio, California.He is strictly underground as not many people know about him considering he lives in a small valley in California,has a nice style of rapping and is inspired from a variety of underground emcees.Dope kid

“New rappers coming out are straight chumps/they better jump/before they get blasted with a shottie pump/think I’m playin/I’ll cut your life shorter than a tree stump/punk

Guy 1:You know Michael?
Guy 2:Oh yeah he’s sick!
Guy 3:Hell yeah he is,such a dope kid.

by Sick Floww January 29, 2019