Glad to meet you!

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meet(h)ings

the soulless creatures that corporate meetings turn human beings into

"By the end of the Monday morning all staff meeting, everyone employed at the company became meet(h)ings."

by SalvyZ April 18, 2022

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Cock meet sandwich

Sucking dick

Is when you suck dick in prison cock meet sandwich

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When a male is horny and there are no good clean females available, the only choice is to go to the swap meet.

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Tonight the circle is meeting again
Who will be the first to fall in trance
In here nobody is sensing the rain
Tonight the spirit will glance
So as they're approaching ghostly hour
Seven people here are joining hands
They think they know the spirit to appear
Contact, the table starts to dance
Time is standing still
It's a dangerous meeting

A Dangerous Meeting
They're gonna get themselves killed
Tonight the circle is broken forever
Seven people dead within a trance
In here nobody is sensing the rain
Tonight seven souls are reaching hell
Time was standing still
The meeting is over
Their journey is on
Oh, they should have known
Not to play with the powers of Hell
Some people have lost their way
Some people have lost their mind

by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker December 20, 2020

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Meeting

When you meet a girl online, take her to the Mexican restaurant for a delightful chicken quesadilla and then bring her home and bend her over the sink in your friends apartment. Only to find out she left her balanced PH, all her self respect and the understanding she’s nothing more than a quick hit at home.

Hey man I’m going to a meeting with Julie. Mind picking up some bleach on the way home?

by JRs wife November 22, 2020

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