You've forget you've been chopping chillis and accidentally scratch your balls with your spicy hands . Your balls are starting to burn so you smother them with avocado oil to take out the spice, but wait now you have greasy balls and entirely different but no less unpleasant sensation. The only logical thing to do to combat the grease is to wash your balls with dish soap. Sweet relief!! the Spicy Matthew technique was a success!!!
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Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care
Just picture it: being bathed in a pool of oil, causing your entire body to glisten and soften before being wrapped up closely between a selection of other hot, moist fries; a sexy, beautiful woman individually holding you and allowing you to enter her perfect mouth; being inside said beautiful woman's throat, then stomach, heating her up from the inside out with your McDonalds fry warmth.
Man...I'm not normal lol. but i don't care
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