Marcus

A minecraft gardening tool (a hoe).
A man who belongs in a cringe wattpad fanfiction.
A man with over exaggerated expectations.
A man who flirts with people and thinks they think he's hot when he calls them short.
Ass(ter) lover
Emma: Marcus go out with me
Marcus: No I like 50 other women that arent you.
Emma: okay minecraft gardening tool
Marcus: What does that mean?
Emma: Stfu burnt curly fries
Emma: Okay Maccas
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I hate you Marcus.
P 1:“Look it’s Marcus!”
P 2:“I hate Marcus.”
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A Marcus Is a tall gangly big headed being. Normally known to being a recluse, abundant in the wild due to being unable to self sustain. Mainly found in captivity, their habitat consists of a dank dusk room filled with crusty socks and piss bottles.
“Oh man hes turned into a marcus
“Has ‘marcus’ still not got a job!?”
“Never go full marcus”
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A boy with great sence of humor amazing social skills and sexy

He always puts himself first over others, when people are mean or insulting to someone of Marcus friends that person better watch out
Girl”Wow that boy is so funny he must be a Marcus!
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Marcus is a sweet guy, but he's never ready to commit to a relationship. He's scared he's going to mess things up so he leads you on, and never actually dates you. He's easy to catch feelings for, and a lot of people think he is cute. And he is. But he catches feelings a bit too easy, and only likes you for a couple months or a year at max.
"Marcus said he liked me, but he wont be my boyfriend"
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Marcus is an incredibly funny person. He’s sexy and cute at the same time and his smile lights up the world. His hugs are perfection and his voice can make you melt.
- Oh my gosh look at him, he’s so sexy
- He’s obviously a Marcus
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Marcus has a HUGE pocket rocket
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