Cliquey mums who congregate in groups at the bottom of the slides in ball pits to discuss how their child loves avocado. They are competitive and will find subtle ways to put your parenting/child down whist showing off about their own.
by Colonel Spicy Weiner May 9, 2019
Get the Ball Pit Mummug. A mum of 8 chav is a chav that has 8 kids, all with different roadman. She is always disappearing late at night to go do her work leaving her eldest daughter, often with a name like Destiny, Love or Faith, in charge off her half siblings. She will return when all kids are at school except for the baby and the eldest daughter. When she return she reeks of Cannabis, Heroin and booze. Now and again she will have an idea to start fresh, get a boyfriend, get pregnant, and the boyfriend will dissappear without the consequences and leaving all kids messed up and the mum. She always has the local police at her front door and her kids are involved with the social.
~You know where I can get a good prostitute from, mate?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?
~Try the Mum of 8 chav down the road, ya know, she always in for a bit of weedy weedy puff puff.
~Ite, i'll try her then. Tell ya 'ow it goes?
by ...11CDDD September 16, 2018
Get the Mum of 8 chavmug. by Isabust April 10, 2018
Get the Ur mum gaemug. by jackson nuts March 3, 2022
Get the sugma balls mummug. An alternate way to say "having sex with your mum". Often used to get someone to fuck off, or as a comedic response to "wyd"
by Neowo September 20, 2019
Get the doin your mummug. by Janis Smith June 28, 2020
Get the Ur mum innitmug. Smell your mum or smell ur maaaaa is a very good way of telling someone their mum is a fucking stinker
by Steely2004 July 13, 2019
Get the smell your mummug.