Face mullet

A face mullet is literally just a goatee or whatever the fuck that beard name is called

Oh yeah Brice? The dude with that dumbass face mullet? I hate that kid

by Weeb.exe1 March 16, 2022

stinky mullet

everyone in baseball sniffles. ''whats that smell?'' they all say. everyone looks at Jon Jon, the kid that never washes his hair. it's you, your mullet stinks.

Did someone rip ass, or is that Jon Jons stinky mullet.

by R.P. and MEEZY MISSLE February 26, 2022

ponytail mullet

When your hair is too short to be in a ponytail and the bottom falls out, giving the appearance of a mullet.

"OMG she ratchet, look at her ponytail mullet"

by wtfdoesthismeanidkbro April 26, 2014

Mullet

A couple people who could save the world (or at least America) with a mullet

1. Rambo
2. Snake
3. That’s it, Rambo and Snake

“This dude just went full Mullet head on the other team and saved our asses!”

by Eudico-on-steam August 10, 2019

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 22, 2011

Work Mullet

1. (n.) A mullet suitable for work.
2. (n.) A mullet that works.

Billy Rae Cyrus does not have a work mullet.

by calichic November 11, 2009

Mullet Man

A man with a Mullet

person 1:Why do you have a mullet?
Person2: Excuse meeeee this is the new fashion
Person 1: Dude mullets weren't invented in this time you Mullet Mannnnnn

by Kate Drechsler June 2, 2022