lincoln is the best person you’ll ever meet. he’s super super sexy and i would gladly eat his pp, he’s very tall and had a deep voice and if you ever meet a lincoln you would know. there super loyal and very funny and i would do anything to be his gf… lincoln’s are the baddies daddys ever i’d gladly fuck
by anonymous January 23, 2022
Get the lincolnmug. by Lmaster November 20, 2020
Get the Lincoln Hoovermug. 1. A name made popular by the late Abraham Lincoln 2. A violent sex move in which a woman forces her partner's head into either her vagina or her asshole, and leaves them to choke until they are out cold. The move has been made illegal by authorities worldwide, however, there are still numerous, illegal practises of the move deep underground and there has been known to be an online black market for the sex tapes bought mainly by horny fetishists.
The man gulped for air as the woman savagely forced his head into her gaping vagina, never had she been so excited to participate in the Lincoln before.
by SummerRat October 7, 2017
Get the Lincolnmug. The act of deficating upon a female meth dealers chest in return for a discount on a gram in Linn County Missouri
Bobby... I saved myself $8 on this gram we're tweaking on by giving Teresa the ole Linn County Lincoln Log...she loves it!
by Uncle Eddie 985 August 22, 2025
Get the Linn County Lincoln Logmug. When you first meet him, he will steal your heart. Athletic, tan, tall, strong, very self determined and competitive but in a good way. Loves to challenge himself. Is a sweet and smart boy, but can be so dumb sometimes. Needs guidance but does not like to hear he is doing anything wrong. Not a very good listener, a little rebellious and mysterious. Kind of a player, not a very reliable friend to all. Heart breaker but you end up loving him as a friend.
by hollaatme April 18, 2020
Get the Lincolnmug. A Foursome 69 where two members lie on the floor parallel to each other and the other two member position themselves over top them in a planking position. All face to genitalia, staking like Lincoln logs.
Tony: Stacy and I want to invite you and Amanda to Lincoln log tonight, you in?
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.
Adam: that sounds great, we’re definitely in.
by Stair_Breaker November 12, 2019
Get the Lincoln logmug. When a group of mates gather in a circle each facing the same way around the circle, front to back, drop down to a crouch, and shove an ecstasy tablet up the arse of the person in front. Then when all the pills are shelved, turn into the middle of the circle, touch fingers and say "E.T. Phone Home!"
"Me and Lockie had some mates around last night for a Port Lincoln Crop Circle. It was pretty Loose ay"
by Rigger_666 January 22, 2024
Get the Port Lincoln Crop Circlemug.