Licking the grape

A verb used for someone who performs an action that makes others uncomfortable.

"Dude, my grandpa started doing some innapropro dances at the family get-together yesterday. He was totally licking the grape."

by Zunkalunk April 4, 2017

Devious Lick

A lick but you're a menace to society. Stealing something dastardly, deviously, and despicably.

"ayo how's your first week of school bro?"
"just hit a devious lick, got this fuckin soap dispenser"

by Ryanhat September 10, 2021

Licking the Spoon

The well kept, darkest of secrets, that you love to lick the speculum clean like a good little boy. Highly guarded and known only by you, your girlfriend/wife, her gyno-man and your mother who started it all by handing you a spoon full of cookie dough.

I was licking the spoon as soon as possible when my wife returned from her gyno appointment carrying a zip-lock with a spec in it.

by Pierced69 November 7, 2021

Lick a wall

An insult for an idiot who everyone would be better off if they caught Covid-19.

Piss off and go lick a wall. I wish she would just go find a wall to lick. You can go and lick a wall.

by Lickyloulou January 26, 2022

the full lick

The act of eating a girl out and unexpectedly migrating to the anus. When you move from front to back in one fluid motion, the full lick occurs.

"Everyone is talking about how Phil gave her the full lick last night. No lie- straight from yaya to booty."

by Gaylussac69 May 16, 2016

Devious Lick

To Rob the School Of an Item and Take it home

Dude: Yo I just hit a Devious Lick
Dude 2: How nefarious 😈

by Urinal_goblin September 8, 2021

Poo Licked

When your dog licks it's ass then licks you.

I was over at Jack's house, and his golden retriever poo licked him right in the mouth!

by Aw1798 May 9, 2014