Laker Treatment

When the referees in basketball games give all the calls in one teams favor. Usually the Los Angeles Lakers.

Holy shit, you can't even touch Kobe without getting called for a foul, typical "Laker Treatment" shit by the reffs.

by MRod20 April 27, 2011

Locker Fap

The act of masturbating in a locker of anykind (P.E, School, Gym, Etc.) It is done by putting your genitalia in your locker and masturbating with majorly attracting a disgusted crowd. It is usually done with a third party tool such as a dildo or a pocket pussy. Or you can go old school with lube and your dominant hand.

*from afar*
Matt: Why is Griffin so close to his locker? It looks like he's trying to pick up a heavy textbook.
Gavin: He's pulling a locker fap.
Matt: I thought he was just making funny faces because he's dicking around.

by LandsharkWolfbane January 22, 2013

Swan Laker

1) Someone who lives in the Swan Lake Trailer Park in Mira Loma, CA. It is a gated community designed to keep the people in. 2) Someone who would be the absolute last person to attend a ballet or high school. 3) The antithesis of the graceful swan, Swan Lakers are more like inbred Ugly Ducklings.

Jerry Springer won't take no Swan Lakers.

by Bubba84 December 22, 2005

Fart-Locker

The posterior of a female meant to be derogetory as well as vulgar.

Dude! Check the fart-locker on that broad!

by Spanky McNippleTwist January 23, 2009

Bean Licker

Someone who licks beans. Generally not picky on the variety of bean. Green Beans, Lima Beans, Baked Beans, Jelly Bean. They'll even lick YOUR beans if you don't keep your eyes on them. Unrelated to Bean flicker.

Damn did you hear Dylan is a bean licker? He sees a bean, he picks up a bean, he licks a bean. He is a simple man with simple needs.

by Bagingi-man June 18, 2018

Cunt Licker

Term used as an taunt/insult/dig towards a gay man, similar to saying "cock sucker" to a straight guy.

Gay Guy: "Hold on. I left the airplane tickets at home."

Other person: "WHAT?? You stupid mother fuckin' cunt licker!"*

*to which most gay men will respond, "You wish" if the person calling them a cunt licker is a woman.

by Rustopher May 9, 2006

chicken licker

Slang word for lesbians.

Those two broads are a couple chicken lickers.

by SPECIALED71 March 25, 2007