Junk Fuck

A person who rides around in an old beat up pick up truck looking through peoples trash for metal scrap to take to the junkyard to exchange for cash.

Junk Fuck: "You got major electrical problems, dude"

Ken: "Who was that guy?":

Brian: "Oh, some Junk Fuck"

by Superood February 18, 2023

Junk

"It's a fusion of jazz and funk. It's called Junk"

Person 1: Will you please fondle my junk.

Person 2: Sure.

by fiery_y_king March 9, 2020

Murphy's Law of "Junk"

"You can hold onto something for decades, and neither you nor anyone else will ever have a use for it, but then just as soon as you throw it out, either you will suddenly need it for something, or --- even more 'painful' --- **someone else** will come to you and humbly ask, 'Do you happen to have an extra ___?'" Rrrrrggggghhhhh----!!!

I'd had a couple of old 55-gallon oil-drums stashed in da garage for da past thirty years --- my grampa had given 'em to me when he and Gram were downsizing to move into an assisted-living apartment --- and they'd just sat there and gathered dust in da corner all that time. But then just two days --- TWO STINKIN' DAYS!! --- after I'd sent 'em to da crusher for recycling, a low-income neighbor dropped by and asked me if he could have them to use as burn-barrels --- guess dat was a classic case of Murphy's Law of "Junk" at work!!

by QuacksO July 24, 2018

Junk Sleep

Poor quality sleep that makes you feel more tired than well-rested.

"Keep calling Kevin, Keith? That's Junk Sleep."

by Matty Firm May 31, 2022

Shake your junk

Alternate phrase for male stripping. Essentially describes the nude dancing and hip thrusts guys sometimes do for pathetic amounts of money. Often used to confront or belittle guys, jokingly or otherwise, about being strippers.

"You can't accuse me of having a bad job while you just shake your junk for 5 dollars an hour."

Colin: "Does Jake have a job?"
Ben: "Yeah. He's a stripper."
Jake: "What? No I'm not!"
Ben: "Dont lie, Jake. We all know you shake your junk in that place on Preston road."

by Elsis May 16, 2016

Junk Hog

1. An individual who overindulges in the consumption of junk. Junk can be defined as any opiate or opioid medication preparation. One who hogs units of a junk shot preparation in which two individuals cook up a dual score utilizing a single needle. The second person shooting said drugs is dubbed as taking a, "back seat" on a shot. Folks in the backseat typically contracted illnesses from directly injecting the initial shooter's blood. This contraction depends on a vast amount of factors as some diseases contracted from needles, droppers, etc., are either blood or airborne. Basically hepatitis C & HIV are the culprits as well as flesh eating viruses for example.

Bowery the dealer - Sid, I love you & I love Nancy but she is a junk hog. She is bringing you down man. She doesn't give a fuck about anything else except pumping her &, your veins full of gear...

by tOXR(A)!! July 11, 2021

useless junk

Random shit that lies around that nobody has any particular use for. Often leading to the phrase "it might come in handy". Potential sign of a closet hoarder.

Mike: Why have you got a load of monopoly pieces without a board?
John: Oh its just some useless junk. It might come in handy some day.

by imaliltpot September 19, 2015