john snow

He knows nothing.

Person 1: "John Snow"
Person 2: "you know nothing John Snow"

by Miss_Say_it June 18, 2015

John Beerman

A man (who may or may not be named John) who enjoys drinking a vast quantity of beer at any occasion available.

"Check out John Beerman over there"

by zEd-man August 4, 2008

John Mak

John Mak is a discipline teacher that teaches in lsc. He loves his students, but his students don't love him, they only like him¯\_(ツ)_/¯

student A: John Mak is coming!!!!
student B: MAK MAK MAK MAK !!!!!!

by meme son October 26, 2020

John Wray

A term used for something that is ambigious. Not sure of what something or who someone is.

It can be used in the same situation as a simple "I don't know". Is normally after the words "Who is"

Person 1: Have you seen my pen?

Person 2: Who is John Wray?

or

Person 1: Who is that guy over there?
Person 2: Who is John Wray?

by J H Norway October 2, 2010

John-date

An undefined, somewhat exclusive relationship between two people. Neither party gives the other party a title of "boyfriend" or "girlfriend" within the relationship. However, only the one person is dating with full intentions on ending the undefined relationship within six to seven months of dating to avoid serious commitment, the i-love-you phase or being tied down to an area because of a relationship.

Man #1: What happened to that chick you were seeing?

Man #2: Oh, that was nothing serious. I just John-dated her.

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Girl #1: We had been dating for about six months and then he moved away. I don't understand what happened, I thought things were getting serious.

Girl #2: Girl, he was John-dating you.

by Diner Talk May 26, 2013

John Moore

Verb: To jump onto and break an object, such as a table while at a party playing games such as spoons or poker.

Yeah he totally John Moored that table last night when we were playing cards.

by Johnmoe June 16, 2014

John Watersesque

Something or someone reminiscent of the eccentric and iconoclastic filmmaker, John Waters.

She was talented with the use of language and could create shocking and elaborate thought-images in peoples’ minds that were utterly John Watersesque!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 10, 2021