Japanese otaku girls

A stereotype used for the creation of konata from lucky star, they enjoy manga, anime, yaoi, music, videogames, and cosplaying, they are athletic and good at sports, they may act innocent but they're perverts in reality and think about male x male relationships, and even female x female, most of the time they're hotter than the otaku girls from other parts of the world, but there are grotesque exceptions.

guy a: japanese otaku girls are so hot!

guy b: damn, you're such a loser.

by ZKL123 February 9, 2010

Japanese Pressure Washing

After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.

Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.

by Gloria Specker November 5, 2010

japple

A Japanese apple, or just another form of your regular apple.

I'm craving one of them japples.

by KimSU November 13, 2004

Japanini

Slang for Japanese

Those Japaninis and their technology.

I love Asian food, especially Japanini.

by Anonymous0101 November 20, 2006

japanophile

I know one of these. They may, on several occasions during the course of one week, be spotted:

- wearing several different shirts with kanji or anime characters on them
- watching hours upon hours upon hours upon hours of anime and AMVs
- talking about all of the greatest "Japanese music" songs
- trying to draw manga but doing a really terrible job
- trying to impress Japanese people with their vast knowledge of the person's home country
- wanting eagerly to be included in any conversation involving anime
- calling self an otaku
- insisting on using chopsticks and talking about how skilled they are with chopsticks
- talking about martial arts and how they are skilled in it
- eating sushi/other japanese food and talking about it a lot, and making sure people see them eating it

And the big one...

Saying stupid, random phrases from animes to make it seem like they know Japanese.
They actually think you are impressed by this.
They have no real idea about how to speak the language but they pretend to.

Oh, and adding -san or other suffixes to names in real life and online.

Most of the time japanophiles know very little about anime, manga and overall japanese culture and put on the act to impress others who are more knowledgeable. They may have low self-esteem.

by 308 September 14, 2006

japanese airliner

While having anal sex with a woman while standing up, you grab her arms and hold them straight out to her side. Then make the sound of an airplane and steer her head first into a wall, knocking her out. Promptly exit leaving her lying naked on the ground.

I took that girl home and gave her the Japanese Airliner, and still made it home in time to watch Matlock.

by Obie1 March 3, 2007

Japan 4

Japan 4 is a meaningless term said in the movie Freddy Got Fingered by Tom Green. The term japan 4 is to be said while pointing at someones feet so they will look down or said when moving your hands in a confused manor.

Japan 4 *points down*

"Japan4, japan4" when you pretend to not speak english

by Jon Layman December 6, 2006