A Christmas Story

When you accidentally shoot yourself in the eye with your own cum shot; Self inflicted or by your significant other. Potentially could lead to an Angry Pirate.

Dude, last night my girl was riding me and just as I was cuming, she pulled me out and gave me A Christmas Story

by Skinny Lou May 20, 2016

Christmas Tree

To ejaculate on the face of a bearded man, so that the semen hangs from the facial hairs in pearly silver strands, like tinsel on a decorated Christmas tree.

"If Kevin pisses me off again, I'm going to give that bearded bastard a fucking Christmas Tree."

by Prada Glasses June 29, 2008

Christmas bonus

To give a Christmas bonus, a girl must have sex with a guy in the cowgirl position. Then she gets off right before he orgasms, knees him in the balls, says 'Merry Christmas' and walks away.

Shelly gave John a Christmas bonus last night and he couldn't get out of the fetal position for ten minutes.

by TRX534 November 29, 2009

For Christmas Shakes

a more polite paraphrase of "For Christ's Sake" - such a paraphrase is often used loudly or/in public places so not to offend or draw attention to using "Christ" in a potential negative connotation

A woman upset about not finding an item they need in a grocery store or finding out that the grocery is out of the needed item - instead of saying "For Christ's Sake!" using "For Christmas Shakes" - A man upset that their favorite team is losing using "For Christmas Shakes," in front of their children - Also "For Christmas Sakes"

by David Petreaus Curtis December 6, 2011

Christmas Sac

Definition sourced during Spring, 2017

A sack of mixed party goods; somus and lotus.

Methamphetamine, and greens, loud.

I got two quarters; I need that Christmas Sac @ 20/20 vision.

by Tweak Station April 2, 2019

Christmas af

/'krismehs ahs fuhck/

Adj.

To be abnormally festive during the Christmas season.

Charlie sets up Christmas decorations on his roof.

Ralph: Why are you putting up lights? It's November 28th.

Charlie: Shut tf up, Ralph, I'm Christmas AF!!!

by Clarimond March 30, 2016

Christmas Sneeze

A christmas sneeze is a wonderful tastesplosion of gravy and cranberry sauce through one's nostrils. A festive display for senses and crowds. Show you loved ones what a true holiday means with a christmas sneeze!

Donnovan : "Damn Clay, that christmas sneeze was INTENSE."
Clay : "Yeah Donnovan, Blanes really shot a big pot-load of cranberries and gray-gray out that schnozz."

by Tawny Rocklestein February 27, 2021