guitarded

means retarded but with a guitar.

hey dat was soo guitarded.

by jk October 28, 2004

Guitar Hero

A guitar simulation music video game for the PlayStation 2. Guitar Hero is bashed by real guitarists for...some reason.

Guitarist: OMG y dun u play real guitar insted of dat stoopid guitar hero gaem?

Gamer: I don't know. I like the game.

Guitarist: Loser.

by Not CJayC July 20, 2008

Sunil Gupta

Often used to describe a person who is severely uncultured due to several retardations in the hindbrain. Also used to describe a person who is a douche or a retard.

Stop being Sunil Gupta today! You don't even know what possumistic is.

You uncultured freak. You're being Sunil!

by lequacky October 16, 2008

rusty guitar

The act of a man licking/eating out a female's asshole while fingering her clit (like a guitar).

Bob: Man, I just don't know how to satisfy my girlfriend lately.
Jeff: Sho, does she like music? Then give her the rusty guitar.

by Dykeee May 6, 2006

guitar

The greatest musical instrument ever made. A good guitarist can be easily identified by letting them tell you what music they listen to. They need not play for you. If a person listens to death metal, emo, screamo, and grunge they can be brushed off as poor players because they can only play a few power chords. If a guitarist listens to music such as Jimi Hendix, Led Zeppelin, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Pink Floyd, and other old rock bands they are most likely good guitarists or are at least on the right track in learning to play the instrument. Most teenage boys own a guitar though stopped playing after picking it up and finding out it takes a hell of a lot of hard work to make any progress with it. And I don't mean to sound sexist or anything, but females CAN NOT play.

Alex: Look at me! I can strum along to my favorite Fall Out Boy song!
Me: Dude put the guitar down and go write a poem about how no one understands.

by Hydroman February 4, 2006

guitar heroine

1. A chick that's mad nasty at guitar hero.

2. Some pussy ass dude that plays guitar hero like a little girl.

1. Man she lays down those riffs like a true guitar heroine.

2. Dude whats wrong with you? You're shreddin like guitar heroine.

by blingtastic January 10, 2008

Guitarpal Tunnel Syndrome

The pain you feel in your hand and wrist after playing Guitar Hero for an extended period of time. Similar to Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

I was playing Guitar Hero for so long, I was suffering from Guitarpal Tunnel Syndrome.

by Briar P January 14, 2008