gooch gouge

When someone is impailed in the gooch.

I tried to run away from the cops but when I jumped the fence I landed on the pole and got gooch gouged.

by Struk17 March 11, 2016

Gooch King

A gooch king is a person that loves the gooch and thrives for the gooch

“Kb is a gooch king and a munting demon”

by LeGooch syndrome May 5, 2024

Gooch Splooge Shooter

When you push your finger against your gooch under your testicles and jerk off, making you shoot cum straight up than dropping around the base.

A buddy of mine shot down a target with a Gooch Splooge Shooter.

by ValhallaOccult March 6, 2025

White Gooch

A prison inmate term for when your fuck buddy pulls out and sprays jizz all over your gooch so that it turns white.

Dickie, when you bent over to pick up the soap, I gave you a white gooch.

by pussyfart666 November 22, 2012

gooch hammer

A weird or odd person, also meaning a dumbass person or stupid idiot

Hey, have you seen the one guy who sweats a lot ??

Yes, I saw that gooch hammer in room 221!

by Goochhammer101 February 21, 2022

Gooch

The Ball and Booty Juice Collector. Between the booty hole and ball sack.

As I scratch my balls I noticed the amount of juice built up in my Gooch.

by Truthteller36 January 21, 2022

Gooch-licker

A blindly overpurchaser of expensive things things due to too much money and time on ones own hands to try and impress others for approval because of self and or socially known lack on genuiness in being normal or cool, which realistically doesn't work when being almost as bad as developing a drug addiction.

Peter gooch-licked(gooch-licker.) his monthly allowance on video game skins.

by HCG4 April 15, 2024