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Quasi-girlfriend

A girl who has a boyfriend / husband who is not present in the physical that you date / have sex with / are in love with, until the boyfriend / husband returns.
Meghan was his quasi-girlfriend; She was only seeing him seriously until her boyfriend returned from Germany.
by Giirri April 17, 2008
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girlfriends ass

It’s easy to see the resemblance between pancakes and my girlfriends ass
by Kxrmatik April 13, 2021
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gamer girlfriend

The holy grail of girlfriends you love her she loves you but will leave you for master chief in a second
(You) Playing Xbox with ma gamer girlfriend

(Your friend) you wish

(You) STOP JUDGING ME!!!
by Pillow man September 4, 2015
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Boyfriend girlfriend

Most overrated annoying thing ever created. It should be bannished. Its the main reason for crimes
Boyfriend girlfriend😡👿😈
by Americans are evils November 20, 2017
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The perfect girlfriend

by Saikosu August 5, 2017
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Lazy Girlfriend

Beating off onto the ass of a lazy/sleeping sexual partner, usually done when drunk or extremely horny.
Bob: Yo man, you get any action last night?
Todd: Nah, Suzan was "too tired" so I just pulled down the back of her pants and gave her a lazy girlfriend.
by DKNJ420 December 24, 2008
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Girlfriend Experience

The true Girlfriend Experience is something a man askes for when he goes visits a prostitute and dosen't want to use a condom.
Upon finding the massage parlor he asked the hooker if he could have the "girlfriend experience" because he really, really wanted to catch AIDS!

OR

I had a cop in here earlier saying he was "doing research for a movie" and asked me what the "true girlfriend experience" was. So I told this fool that it means, taking a ho out to a restraunt, movie, and kissing her in pubic. Can you believe that sucker left beliving me? What an idiot!!!!!!
by str8up safe sex May 13, 2009
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