Gary

Gary
Adj: Great protector
Noun: An object used to give women pleasure

Adj: Oh my god that man is such a Gary saving all those people
Noun: Babe pass the Gary to me I wanna have fun

by Y33Y33_8R0TH3R April 4, 2019

gary dale

Definitely a Texan. Will tend to drive a large truck due to his short stature. Would not be able to feed his family if hunting deer was a necessity.

He missed it again, what a Gary Dale.

by kiyjx December 19, 2014

goofy little gary

a dirty little bird

goofy little gary is such a diRTY BAIRsD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

by underscoregyhuijhvfgyhujin October 25, 2022

Gary

He doesn’t care for no CUNT

Cannot handle his liquor

The phrase normally said is “Gary on the floor “

by Matchew hopkins January 2, 2020

Gary

A "Gary" is an insecure man who does not have much going for him so instead he harassed and trolls women online. This definition originated from the largest male troll to every harass female strength athletes who happened to have this name. Since then, this type of behavior has its perpetrators labeled as such a Gary.

*random man* you're too muscular you look like a man
Me: okay Gary

by Tittyswan February 1, 2020

Gary

He is confident, strong, focused, goal-driven and can handle his emotions in every sitaution. He is a gentleman and has the discipline of a trained soldier. A solid and dependable friend who will shower you with protection and care like you have never known. He listens. And remembers. He is loyal but also demands loyality in return. He will hold you accountable and push you to your limits to be the best version of yourself. Do not tell him what to do - he is intensely independent. He does not need anyone to complete him. Trust him to keep your sensitive information to himself. He is always the most attractive person in any situation - both in physical looks and in charisma. He keeps clean and cares for his body. Ladies - when you meet a Gary you will feel the dominate male energy that exudes from him wash over you like a warm rain. The attraction you feel towards him will be instant and your mind will weave imaginations with him at the center of your life. If you are brave enought to wade into the deep waters with him he will be your sneaky link for life. Put yourself in his path and give him opportunities to show you that the dream guy of your fantasties does walk this earth in physical form, and he is walking towards you right now about to lock eyes with you, surround you with his strength, and take you into another realm of reality where love, pleasure, and safety all mingle in an everlasting dance.

All men are really boys in this world... and then I met am real man... Gary.

by enigmaticbook September 3, 2023

Gary

He's incredible and will suck your nipples.

The incredible Gary, he will suck your nipples

by EMMYHEAD49 September 21, 2022