Carrot Fingers

A condition (also known as justinitus),diagnosed by fingers which are largest at the base, or first knuckle, and gradually become smaller in diameter throughout thier length. The end of the finger, including the fingernail, will taper to an unnaturally sharp point, thus making the fingers take on an a shape that would ressemble carrots.

A hand which has had fingers replaced with healthy, well formed carrots would look indentical to a victim of jusinitus or Carrot Fingers.

by van Ryswyk theorum December 31, 2011

Finger Filter

When you finger a girl through her tights/leggings because she is on her period.

Person 1: Hey, did you finger Katherine
Person 2: Yeah man.
Person 1: Thought you said she was on her period
Person 2: Yeah I finger filtered her.

by DownThatChunder February 22, 2011

Forest finger

The act of fingering a girl that's not from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire by someone that is from the forest of Dean Gloucestershire.

"went to london for the weekend and hooked up with this girl" mate says "did you give her the forest finger?"

by Dayneya October 9, 2011

Sheem Finger

A fat blunt or joint of gas usually rolled in a backwoods

I just rolled a sheem finger

by Craiglife November 17, 2018

Chili fingers

The result of fingering a girl on her period

Dude! Don’t shake my hand with those chili fingers!

by Chilifingers October 14, 2018

Salad fingers

Salad fingers is the best clip in the world. He wants to caress your rusty kettle and rub your rusty spoons to make milk come out of his teat.

I'd like to caress your rusty kettle! - Salad fingers

by john mugster March 17, 2019

trufflebutter fingers

when u finger a girl and she takes a shit and cums at the same time

i got drunk and fingered broskicia in the ass and that bitch gave me trufflebutter fingers

by mirtzytakitana69 June 12, 2018