earth woke

An individual that is highly perceptive regarding the current state of the world. Generally practices a lifestyle of being mindful, ecofriendly and aware of their current carbon footprint inpact to the earth. Typically avoids shopping at large e-commerce stores or corporations and prefers smaller niche retailers at three times the cost. Diet is usually vegetal leaning or fully vegan. Clothes are typically thrifted or bought from expensive small business retailers.

Selectively expensive in some things such high quality products for aesthetics but serves no ergonomic function.
Don't you think Kelly is so earth woke? She just bought a compost machine and that blue land soap. She really loves the environment.
by boardgamebender January 26, 2022
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Earth

Listen, we know Earth is the place for racism, SA's, P. Diddy, Drake, John Cena-

But come on. the Earth is the only place with memes, games, important events in history, and Elon Musk trying to send his Cybertruck to Mars. Or atleast space. I don't know.
Wanna know a fun fact? WE ALL LIVE ON EARTH !!!! So cool right????? I bet you weren't expecting THAT!!!!

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by 3170_:)_0713 April 30, 2025
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Heaven On Earth

Calling a hoe, HOE. Very respectfully to the point they will thank you
Have a wonderful day, my Heaven On Earth.
by MUÑECO June 21, 2022
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Scotched-Earth

To set blaze to the trail behind you. This can be used as an adjective, adverb, or verb, depending on the user’s fluency in acculturated hibbity-jibbity.

A mondegreen of “scorched-earth”, this iteration is believed to have evolved from military sandbox video games where young or mentally handicap-able players adopted the term through oral traditions. The lexicalization of the term occurs when the player believes it lends them a manner of respect as a well-read strategist. This term has not been uniformly adopted unironically by any known subcultures, which indicates that the rare users of “scotched-earth” may be experiencing developmental delays which impair comprehension or social cues.
“I’m not a pacifist, but I’ve personally found longer-term benefits from not going Scotched-Earth.”
“This clip from 2 years ago debunks your entire narrative. You made it seem as though he went scotched earth on the idea.”
by RippaverseFan59 January 29, 2025
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Earthing

Another word for pooping, because earth is a synonym of dirt, which is typically brown.
Guy 1: Dude, my girlfriend walked in on me earthing earlier and now she won't look at me.

Guy 2: I'm sorry for you, bro. Maybe you should earth with the door shut next time.
by miyumyau October 4, 2023
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Earth

The only planet that is flat. It holds a whole lotta peeps on it.
The earth is very flat.
by Earthlikething July 10, 2017
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