fake culture

a culture which prefers fake things over the real thing for example, people like fake asses and titties, professional (fake) porn is preferred by many instead of amateur (real) porn, reality (staged scripted drama) TV, people who pretend to be happy but are just depressed.
Bob: Kim K has a nice ass.
Tyler: Kim Kardashian's ass looks fucking awful, you just like fake culture.
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Fake Foil

the shit my friend blew the microwave up at work with. he thought it was paper.
hey why does it smell like burnt wood in here and why does the microwave sound like my mom when you bum her?

oh i put fake foil shit in there. what? it looked like paper!
by broham14 February 18, 2010
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fake buddhist

A person who describes themselves as a Buddhist but only follows the tenets when it serves them personally.
I realised my ex boyfriend was a fake buddhist when he broke my heart when he admitted to stringing me along while eating at a vegan restaurant because he doesn't want to harm any living thing.
by Raven Bancroft March 02, 2015
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fake southern

A person that acts southern but is not
Hannah is a fake southern
by Thedudeguy0093 March 14, 2018
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Fake Warrior

A tall guy that has long hair and typically wears dark clothes and boots. They try to walk around with a mean face with the hopes of intimidating people, however they only weigh about 130 pounds and and have no muscle due to heavy drug use and laziness.
The Fake Warrior tried to tell somebody at the bus stop off in a condescending way, but the short stocky guy whipped his ass.
by Wharfg October 16, 2013
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Fake Memories

When someone tries to retell a story or memory from the past but changes the details, usually to favor themselves.
Nima: Remember when I beat you in smash bros?
Mikey: No, I beat you and Navid!
Navid: No, you lost to Nima after you beat me, you got fake memories bro
by WinstonisChink March 27, 2019
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fake fixin'

A person (generally a man with a huge ego) who attempts to work on, or trys to fix something without having any knowledge, or little knowledge about how to fix whatever they're working on. Usually involving mechanic tools, hand tools, or electric tools.
Yo Mike, you listen to those factory technicians at work talk about how they always work on their cars and fix them? It's like they auto mechanics.

Nah bro, they ain't no auto mechanics, they jus fake fixin'
by lonesniper24 September 29, 2009
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