A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.
I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year
by Adzybayor August 14, 2023
Get the farmer dykesmug. a farmer girl is someone very dumb and likes to play the game roblox. they have very dirty vans and gave birth to 6 puppies.
by anna gendreau June 21, 2019
Get the farmer girlmug. A sexual act where a male drops a dump on his partner’s chest and proceeds to flatten and spread it like a farmer’s combine would. He then Ejaculates on the freshly made soil and gives it a good watering with urine when all is said and done. Happy Harvest!
by TheGoldenGoblet August 27, 2023
Get the Fudgy Farmermug. 1)Somebody found on any social streaming platform such as Twitch, Kick, etc. who overreacts to mostly everything that happens in said stream.
by Co0che man July 17, 2024
Get the Clip Farmermug. by HzlH May 8, 2017
Get the wind farmermug. I little bitch who tries to act cool but really is scared. Someone who also attempts to dress "dope", uses slang words that out of date.
by JimmyJames22 September 2, 2016
Get the pussy farmermug. The farmers tan is a serious of events in which the mall sticks his penis in side a women’s ass then will move on to the women giving the man a blow job, which results in the staining of the women’s mouth
by Naveedas04 January 11, 2020
Get the The farmers tanmug.