by BroncoDonko August 14, 2023
Get the oRIMent express mug.One sided, clinical and awkward consensual sex. Typically used to describe sexual activities in a relationship wherein one party is with the other out of pity and/or because one (or both) of them simply wanted to be in one instead of building a future with their partner. Often an indicator that such a relationship is not long for this world.
"Bro, my roommate Dan was getting the Wilmslow Express in our dorm. Emily deserves better than that creep."
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."
"Yeah, I wouldn't be surprised if that relationship is over by winter break."
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Refers to the TransPennine Express train service, commonly run between Glasgow and Manchester Piccadilly.
1: what train should we catch today?
2: i think we should get the transpenile express, they have wifi on board and is much faster than the northern service.
2: i think we should get the transpenile express, they have wifi on board and is much faster than the northern service.
by ohioRizzer786 December 5, 2023
Get the TransPenile Express mug.N: an over-the-trowsers tug job usually performed in a public place, such as a theatre, packed full of families and children.
Lauren was all set to lecture the libs on core family values when she suddenly got the urge to crack some wang so she leaned over and gave the gentleman sitting next to her the Boebert Express.
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
"Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice!...Awww, Lauren...thanks for the Boebert Express but now I need a new pair of undershorts..."
by BostonRarr December 8, 2023
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She starts out from Otiria, the smallest train you've seen, this is the Okaihau Express. An engine and a guardsvan with a carriage in between, this is the Okaihau Express. The driver doesn't worry if he takes the journey slow, driving the Okaihau Express. He's got all day to do it in and 30 miles to go, driving the Okaihau Express. She was goin' round the bend doin' 10 miles an hour, the whistle began to shriek. Well she caught that bull in the middle of the brisket and the engine smelled of steak for a week. There's puppies in an apple box, pippies in a sack, Riding the Okaihau Express. But no one knows the difference when they're drippin' from the rack, riding the Okaihau Express. She stops at lake Omapere, to take some water in, this is the Okaihau Express. The fireman takes a bucket, the driver takes a swim, this is the Okaihau Express. Okaihau to Otiria, it's just a single track, when you're riding the Okaihau Express. You can't turn it at the terminus, you just reverse her back. This is the Okaihau Express.
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